Punch List Pirates Handyman Service
Punch List Pirates Handyman Service

‪(708) 571-8734

You Don’t Need a Weekend Warrior When You’ve Got a Pirate.

You Don’t Need a Weekend Warrior When You’ve Got a Pirate.You Don’t Need a Weekend Warrior When You’ve Got a Pirate.You Don’t Need a Weekend Warrior When You’ve Got a Pirate.

Punch List Pirates handles the jobs weekend warriors can’t. Fast, clean, insured. Done right.

Book Your Pirate Service Block Today!

‪(708) 571-8734

You Don’t Need a Weekend Warrior When You’ve Got a Pirate.

You Don’t Need a Weekend Warrior When You’ve Got a Pirate.You Don’t Need a Weekend Warrior When You’ve Got a Pirate.You Don’t Need a Weekend Warrior When You’ve Got a Pirate.

Punch List Pirates handles the jobs weekend warriors can’t. Fast, clean, insured. Done right.

Book Your Pirate Service Block Today!

From Punch Lists to Perfection—Our Story

The Pirate's Purpose

The Pirate’s Purpose

We didn’t just launch another handyman service — we set out to flip the industry on its head. Punch List Pirates was built to challenge everything broken about modern home repair: unreliable labor, confusing pricing, and low-quality results.

With over 30 years of real trade experience, we’re here to bring skill, speed, and simplicity back to the game. Our Pirate Service Blocks ditch the quotes and guesswork, offering clear, upfront pricing and real results you can count on.

We’re not side hustlers. We’re the crew that shows up ready. We’re changing the face of handyman service — one Pirate Service Block at a time.

🏴‍☠️ The Pirate’s Treasures

Pirate Service Block

A Pirate Service Block is a flat-rate block of skilled handyman time — no quotes, no surprises. You choose a 2-hour or 4-hour block, and our experienced crew shows up ready to work. We handle the tasks that don’t require a licensed roofer, plumber, or electrician — things like drywall patching, door fixes, hardware installs, cabinet repairs, and more. You supply the materials, we bring the tools and over 30 years of trade experience. It’s fast, clean, and done right!

Onboarding – 2-Hour Intro Block

$250

New to Punch List Pirates? Start with Onboarding — a 2-hour service block designed to get you acquainted with our crew and knock out those small-but-annoying repairs.

From drywall patching to door fixes and hardware installs, we bring over 30 years of trade experience to every task. You supply the materials, we bring the tools and the hustle.

Fast. Clean. No guesswork. Welcome aboard.

Full Sail – 4-Hour Block

$399

Our most popular option. With Full Sail, you get four full hours of skilled handyman service — perfect for knocking out a larger punch list, tackling multiple repairs, or getting a space ready for sale.

We show up ready to work.

What’s Included:

  • 4 hours of skilled labor
  • A wide range of home repairs and installations
  • You supply the materials, we bring the tools and trade experience

The Treasure Key – Realtor 1-Hour Block

$175

Secure the home. Unlock peace of mind.

Whether it’s changing locks on move-in day or tackling those first small fixes, The Treasure Key is the perfect realtor gift to help new homeowners settle in. One Task Pirate will spend up to 1 hour completing priority tasks such as:

  • Changing locks and door handles (standard installs)
  • Patching nail holes and wall touch-ups
  • Hanging blinds, curtain rods, or pictures
  • Installing cabinet hardware
  • Light bulb changes or smoke detector swaps

Extended Voyage – Additional Hour

$125 per Hour

Need more time to finish the mission? Add an Extended Voyage to any Pirate Service Block and keep the crew working.

Perfect for longer punch lists, unexpected add-ons, or just getting a little more done while we’re already on deck.

What’s Included:

  • 1 additional hour of skilled labor
  • Available only as an add-on to Onboarding, Full Sail, or The Treasure Key
  • Same quality, same crew — just more time to sail through your list

Stay on course and get it done right — no rescheduling, no surprises.

Services Offered in Pirate Service Blocks

🔧 General Handyman Services

  • Hanging TVs, pictures, mirrors, and artwork
  • Installing window blinds, curtain rods, towel bars, and shelving
  • Installing cabinet knobs, handles, and basic hardware
  • Door adjustments and minor repairs
  • Installing locks and door handles (no rekeying)
  • Smoke & CO detector installation (battery or plug-in units only)
  • Caulking around tubs, sinks, and backsplashes
  • Toilet seat replacement
  • Light bulb replacement (standard heights only)

🛠️ Drywall & Paint Prep

  • Drywall hole patching (up to 6")
  • Patching nail and screw holes
  • Wall prep for painting (filling, sanding, smoothing)
  • Minor ceiling patching (small areas under 9 ft only)
  • Accent walls and small touch-up painting
    🔺 No painting or patching over 9 ft. No texture matching.

🪑 Furniture & Layout Help

  • Furniture assembly (desks, chairs, tables, dressers, shelves, bed frames, etc.)
    ▪ Common sources: IKEA, Wayfair, Amazon, Target, Walmart
    ▪ Customer must supply instructions and all included hardware
  • Rearranging room furniture (items must be under 75 lbs)
  • Moving furniture for staging or painting
    🔹 Some furniture assembly or moving may require two Task Pirates

🔐 Safety & Accessibility Installations

  • Grab bar installation
  • Childproofing: outlet covers, cabinet locks, baby gates
  • Anti-tip brackets for furniture and TVs
  • Stair rail repairs and installs
  • Non-slip product installs for stairs and bathtubs

💡 Smart Home & Tech Setup

  • Non-hardwired smart devices (Ring, Nest, etc.)
  • Doorbell camera installs (battery or plug-in only)
  • Smart lock installation (no rekeying)
  • Media center and cord management

🧼 Clean-Up & Organization

  • After-construction clean-up (dust, sweep, vacuum, light debris removal)
  • Garage and basement clean-outs (light duty)
  • Closet, pantry, or utility organizing
  • Light demolition (non-structural cabinets, shelves, etc.)
  • Junk removal to customer-provided Bagster only

🧽 Seasonal & Maintenance Services

  • 1-hour Annual Home Maintenance Inspection
  • First-story gutter cleaning
  • Storm door and screen installation/replacement
  • Exterior dryer vent cleaning
  • Furnace filter changes
  • Weatherstripping and door sweep installation
  • Smoke/CO detector battery replacements

🚪 Closet & Storage Installations

  • Wire and melamine closet systems
  • Pantry and laundry room shelving
  • Overhead garage storage rack installs
    🔹 Some installations may require two Task Pirates

🏠 Real Estate & Turnover Services

  • Pre-listing punch list repair services
  • Rental turnover handyman prep
  • Lock change service for new homeowners (no rekeying)
  • Move-in / Move-out punch list repair support
  • Minor inspection report repair lists
  • Realtor Gift Voucher Program
    • Branded handyman vouchers for client closings
    • Discounts available for bulk voucher purchases

❌ Work We Don’t Perform (Licensed Trades & Permit-Required Work)

  • Plumbing
  • Electrical
  • HVAC (Heating & Cooling)
  • Roofing
  • Any work requiring permits or state-licensed contractors

👉 All other exclusions (e.g. rekeying, texture matching, etc.) are detailed in the main service descriptions above.

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    Punch List Pirates Handyman Service

    Chicagoland and Suburbs

    ‪(708) 571-8734 / punchlistpirates@gmail.com

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